My Life of Glass

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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jennagill asked: Favorite position? And favorite euphemism for 'morning wood'? It's a two-fnur Tuesday, didn't you know?

jennagill:

fnurfnur:

Depends on a few factors, but I enjoy from behind or being on top the most, probably.

And I have no favorite, because every single one we came up with is a diamond:

Dawn Timber
Daybreak Logjam
Sunrise Lumber
Horizon Hard-on
Prenoon boner
Wake-up Woody
Cockcrow
Daytime Dickline
Daylight Dong
Breakfast Banger
Forenoon Foreskin
Pre-lunch Package
Aurora Erection
Sun-up Straight-Up
Morn’ Tool
Break of Dawn Hard-on

Lol. Sames. And the ones with alliteration are my favorite. If only we could get them to ryhme… that would be perfect!

What about Dawn Dong?