My Life of Glass

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jennagill asked: Favorite position? And favorite euphemism for 'morning wood'? It's a two-fnur Tuesday, didn't you know?

jennagill:

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Depends on a few factors, but I enjoy from behind or being on top the most, probably.

And I have no favorite, because every single one we came up with is a diamond:

Dawn Timber
Daybreak Logjam
Sunrise Lumber
Horizon Hard-on
Prenoon boner
Wake-up Woody
Cockcrow
Daytime Dickline
Daylight Dong
Breakfast Banger
Forenoon Foreskin
Pre-lunch Package
Aurora Erection
Sun-up Straight-Up
Morn’ Tool
Break of Dawn Hard-on

Lol. Sames. And the ones with alliteration are my favorite. If only we could get them to ryhme… that would be perfect!

What about Dawn Dong?